The sweet life |
I may not be the prettiest, the smartest or the best but I do have the capacity to... kick your ass 8) |
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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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Jeez, I used to have this argument ALL THE TIME, especially during the summer. I’ve never owned a bra that’s as skimpy as the average bikini top, either.
(wait, i mean the metaphor is pretty good too)
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