The sweet life

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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

this blog is hilarious

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goldengray:

Jeez, I used to have this argument ALL THE TIME, especially during the summer. I’ve never owned a bra that’s as skimpy as the average bikini top, either.

(wait, i mean the metaphor is pretty good too)

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agonygypsy:

Bored? click!

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